Cold call

I hate getting telemarketer calls on my cell phone. But this one actually made me laugh. Now if only I'd been quick enough to have this conversation, which came to me immediately upon hanging up.

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi, this is Susie Q from University of Pheonix.
Me: Uh, ok.
TM: I was just calling to see if you're interested in going to school.
Me: Well, I have already been to plenty of school. You do count college and medical school as "school", right?
Click.

In real life, I just said, "No." So she told me, "Thank you" and hung up. The end.