Googley eyes

Me: Hi, I'm Dr. Scholz. This is your first visit to rheumatology clinic, right?
Patient: Yes, hi. I've been looking forward to meeting you. I searched for you on the internet, but I couldn't find a picture of you. So I didn't know what you'd look like.
Me: (silent, mouth-slightly-open stare) Well, this is me. Alright, tell me what brings you to rheumatology clinic today.

People GOOGLE me now. So weird. Apparently I didn't impress this one because she never came back.