Young at heart

I saw an elderly woman as a new patient a few days ago. She was darling, like so many of them are, with her SAS loafers, giant "stone age" cell phone in her over-sized purse, multiple rhinestone brooches on her lapel. You get the picture.
While performing my physical exam, I thought I saw a hearing aid in her right ear. I moved her hair to take a closer look, and whaddya know? Twas a Bluetooth earpiece for her cell phone.

You go, girl.