So my momma gave me a pink personalized pen for med school graduation. I have used it every day since then. It's been through a lot, including the washer and dryer. I lost it a few times, too.
Me: Has anyone seen my pink Beth Scholz pen?
Other residents: Um, what does it look like?
Me: Well, it's pink. And it has my name on it.
Nobody ever tried stealing it. Would have been kinda obvious, I guess.
I couldn't think of a more faithful friend to get me through yet another Monday. Cheers.

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