What's in my purse today:
1) blood pressure cuff
2) bib (unclear if clean or used)
3) almost-empty Dior lipstick in Rock Star
4) brand new Makeup Forever lipstick in 34
5) Tide pen
6) empty water bottle
7) Marshall's receipt (for the purse it's inside)
What Amazon.com suggests for me today:
1) Pampers Swaddlers size 3*
2) Conair hot rollers
3) Garnier eye de-puffer
4) 1 ounce silver coin**
5) Rustoleum water-proofing kit
*Um, what? First of all, we buy Huggies. And furthermore, we buy size 2 and size 4 but not 3. Maybe Amazon is averaging?
**I have no idea. I mean, seriously, no idea.
What's on my docket:
1) 4 for-sure rheumatoids and 1 diagnosis TBD
2) interviewing a housekeeper
3) cooking spaghetti
4) running 3 miles without stopping
5) futile attempt to stay dry while sitting in the splash zone of Ellison's bath
6) fall asleep within 3 minutes of lying down in bed
Wash, rinse, repeat tomorrow.
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