Remember a long, long time ago when I took you on a little journey into the his vs. hers approach to getting dressed? Well, here's a little jaunt even deeper into the Scholz psyche - choosing what we will eat for dinner. (Insert dramatic music here.) This conversation usually occurs when I'm driving home from work in the evenings.
Beth: Hi. I'm on my way home. Work was gross. What do you want to eat for dinner?
Nick: I dunno. Food.
Beth: I was thinking maybe I could make that pear and prosciutto pizza I've been wanting to try for a while.
Nick: Uhh... OK.
Beth: Or we could defrost the lasagna from the freezer. And we have that loaf of bread, so I could do garlic bread. And I could stop and pick up broccoli from the store.
Nick: Or there's always Red Robin.
Beth: Nooooo, we always go to Red Robin.
Nick: We don't always go to Red Robin.
Beth: We went there last month.
Nick: That was a month ago.
Beth: Well, what do you want for dinner?
Nick: (Frustrated sigh.) I just told you, but you don't want that. So you pick.
Beth: But I want to have something you want. Or I could do -
Nick: There you go with your options again. Always gotta have more options.
Beth: (Frustrated sigh). We could just do sandwiches and cereal.**
Nick: Why don't you like sandwiches?
Beth: I do like sandwiches, just not your kind of sandwiches. I like hot sandwiches, not boring turkey sandwiches.
Nick: Well, if you put mayo on your sandwich it wouldn't be so dry, and it would taste better.
Beth: But I don't like mayo.
Nick: Well, whose fault is that?
Beth: How come all you ever eat is turkey sandwiches?
Nick: I eat cereal for breakfast. I don't want cereal.
Beth: Well, I like cereal like you like turkey sandwiches.
Nick: Just make your dumb pizza. I know that's what you want to do.
Beth: Yes, but I want you to want it, too.
Nick: If I don't like it I'll just eat a sandwich.
Beth: OK. I'll be home soon. Love you.
Nick: Love you, too.
The end.
**When the cupboards are bare, Nick defaults to a turkey sandwich. Beth does not like boring turkey sandwiches. Beth defaults to cereal. Nick only likes cereal for breakfast. It is startling how often we have this exact conversation. Like every week.
w for the win
10 years ago

