Battle of the sexes: Quotable moments

The context is as follows: Nick and I are discussing how easy vs. difficult it is for each of us to buy gifts for the other.

Me: You just think picking stuff out for you is easy. Your taste keeps getting more and more expensive as we go.
Nick: Yeah, but underpants for women are so complicated. Guys have two options. Girls have all these things like... well, I can't even think of any of them they're so complicated.

True that. I concede the argument, dear Nicholas.